After killing the Lord and scaring off (or killing) the guards.
Mat: I loot the castle
DM: Alright. There’s a +3 sword and a bit of gold -
Mat: No. The castle. There’s probably a good realty market here.
Our DM after a player rolled more than 9 times for damage, resulting in the encounter to be over in two turns. (via outofcontextdnd)
Scientist #1: Let’s set it on fire!
Scientist #2: Is you entire concept of science from Mythbusters?
DM, during a crowded town square scene. (via outofcontextdnd)